Greetings, My name is Robo, and I am one of the many who are totally obsessed with pie. Although my obsession doesn't even scale with a kid named Stanks, mine is pretty high in the ranks none the less.

But wait, who is this "Mr. Pie" I speak of? Where did he come from? Well, He came to be one day when me and my nerdy friend Adam (Dargaizz) were joking around. During our endless bable about basicly nothing, a thought came into our empty nerdy heads. And that thought was this: what would happen if we added eyes and a mouth to a pie?

THIS!

Yes, yes, Mr. Pie is great. However, the Mr. Pie you see here is actually Mr. Pie III.. Mr. Pie Sr. was....sadly eaten.....BY ADAM!!! And he even had his equally nerdy friend KROLM ...TAKE A PICTURE!!*cries*

his nerve!, but how did he die the seccond time you may ask? Well I have the cure to your eternal question.

Wow all of this sadness is begining to make my eyes water to much. Lets go into some of the great things Mr. Pie has done.

One of the many achievments mr. pie has accomplished, is that he ran, and won, for president. Although it might have only been for Monkey Island, he shall soon move up the ranks and become dictator of all.

HAIL PIE!